View Full Version : The Most Annoying Dog Ever


Princeofbase_ball
04-07-2007, 01:39 PM
"David are you ever gonna get around to feed'in poor Buddy?" My mom asked rather sarcasticly
While i sat here on the couch battling for my life and the life of my crew she's nagging me to feed a dog!
"Aww but Ma i'm almost at level four. I'm finally gonna beat Andy!"
"Oh David you cant beat me it's scientific fact now go feed yer dog!"
"I dont see why i gotta do all the work round here." i mumbled as i walked toward the kitchen. Buddy sat on the kitchen floor waiting ever so patiently. "I bet yer one hungry dog" i said as i poored him a bowl of dry dog food. Buddy licked his lips just before diving into the crunchy mess and finishing every last peice. "Now if only you could learn to play video games. I bet you could beat Andy no problem" "Talking to a dog again?" My big brothers booming voice called from behind me. He thinks ever since he's grown a mustache that he's so big and bad! i turned around and stared at him harshly. "Yea i am it just so happens that Buddy actually listens to me."
"Really if he's such a good listener why did he just run after the neighboors cat?" "Shoot Buddy not again!" Sure enough Buddy had Daisy's cat high up in a tree. I ran outside fast as i could. But it was to late Daisy was there..
"I told you to keep that thing away from Fluffy!!" Her shrill voice sent shivers up my spine. "He's not a thing" I corrected "He's a dog"
"More like monster that thing scares me and poor Fluffy!"
Yea and you and Fluffy scare me and Bud i thought to myself
"Your doing it again"
"Doing what?"
"Your off in your little fantasy world! Filled with cheer leaders i suppose! News flash ET called they want there dog back"
"Lay off him Daisy" Back up has arrived, It could only be the one and only Elizabeth AKA My evil sister!
"Why should i?" More shivers
"Because if you dont start being nice to him Fluffy is gonna ' find ' her way to the pound"
"Keep that monster away from my cat!"
"He's no where near Fluff ball now" I interupted
In fact Buddy was out digging holes in Daisy's garden.
She was in pure shock
"Daisy Daisy Daisy" My sister's taunting voice comanded
"This is Buddy's way of telling you to lay off."
Daisy screamed before turning around and heading back home to her destroyed garden. Buddy walked up to me his paws and Muzzle covered in dirt And potting soil. "What are we gonna do with you?" i asked
"I'd say give him a bath, fore he tracks mud all over the house!"
To Be Continued