Ghost Girlfriends: The First Day

"Welcome team, this is are first day on the job, so let's get to know everyone! My name is chrysanthimum! You can call me master, since I thought of this idea, hehehe!", Master said.
"My name is Hooooot Chocolate (with a mocha complex)"
"My name is Carl....ina", Carlina said suspiciously.
"I'm Sas, which stands for sweet and sour! (I have occasional Mood Swings, hehehe, IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU!?!?!)" said Sas.
"And I'm Alina!"
"Your name, is lyke, BORING!", H.C. yelled.
"I think your name is to long!", Alina whispered under her breath.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, ONOUDI'INT GIRL!"
"OYESIDI'ID!"
"Girls, calm down! We have our first customer.", Master said calmy.
The girls gathered round there 52' HDTV too see what their first mission was. "HELP!!!," the screen said, "There's a ghost living in my house get her out of here now!! Please I'm begging you!!" It was signed by Kelly Clarksodaughter. "Hurry, we have to help her out, right now!", Master yelled. "Ghost Girlfriends are on the case!"

-8 hours later after a quick stop at the mall for their secret weapon shopping, and to buy some shoes-

As soon as they got there they saw Kelly standing on the porch of her house. "Lyke, uhm, where have you lyke been?", she said, she seemed happy. "We came as fast as we could!" Carlina said in her deep voice. "uh..you live next door to me!". Kelly pointed to the Girlfriend Getogether house. "You should be grateful we even came, Kelly! And we even bought you some shoes!" Alina said. "Shoes? Shoes!? SHOES!? OMG Shoes! I love 'em, come on in!" Kelly placed her shoes next to the other 842 pairs of shoes, if you don't count her 639 pairs of sandals, and 528 pairs of boots. "Look, it's the ghost, AH!!!!" Kelly screamed! "Uh, that's just your mom...", H.C. said. "Well she's about as good as a ghost to me, she wouldn't let me go to that awesomely awesome 3 AM shoe sale!" Kelly whined. "That is so rude of her...YOU WHINY LITTLE SNOB, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT SHE EVEN CARES FOR YOU!! I wish I had a mom like that...Oh wait, I do!" Sas, uh....sassed. "Well can you at least make her beautiful?" Kelly said, still trembling from Sas' comments. "Of course we can, Ghost Girlfriends are on the case," Master said, "Formation A everyone!". "Ok, Spa treatment ready! Shampoo Shot Go!" Master screamed. A blast of shampoo cleansed the Kelly's mom's hair. "Blowdryer Blast!" screamed H.C. A blast of hot air dryed Kelly's mom's hair. "Now, Face Treatmen Frenzy" Carlina yelled, which was the first time she had a high pitch voice. Make-up shot at Kelly's mom's face, which made her look 10 years younger! "Fingernail Finish!" said Sas, and nail polish turned her nails pink with little blue rabbits. "And now for the final blow! Toena-" Alina fell. "Omg!! I lyke, broke a nail and can't work anymore!" "Oh no", All the other G.G. said at the same time. "What can we do now!?", master yelled.

Find out next time, on the TA-full next installment, of Ghost Girlfriends!

Day 2: Part 1

Afte[r the failure of their first day, the Ghost Girlfriends held a meeting to find a replacement. Alina’s injurys had prevented her from work. “So, any ideas about a replacement for Alina?”, Master said with a hope that seemed force in her voice. “What do all good ghost fighting teams have that we don’t?”, Carlina thought aloud with her strangely low-pitch voice. “Scooby Dooby Doo, WHERE ARE YOU!? We need some help from you now...”, sung Sas, if one could call it that, to the Scooby Doo theme song. “Hmm...”, Hoooot Chocolate was deep in thought, staring at Sas. “That’s it! All good ghost fighting teams have a talking Animal!”, H.C. exclaimed, knowing she had found what the team needed. It was time to head on over to the mall!

Once they arrived at the mall, they went straight to the pet store, unless you count their time buying real fur clothes at JC Penny. They told the manager at the store that they needed a talking animal so that they could fight the supernatural beings called ghosts that plagued the earth, like Scooby Doo! All the manager did at first, was laugh. Then he started snorting, then just laughing again. “Why are you acting so rude John Manager!?”, Master yelled, obviously annoyed by his non-stopping laughter. “John is my name, Manager’s ma job, got it”, John said with the lack of enthusiasm that most people who’s names have been mispronounced in the same way for a very long time. “All we have are dogs, cats, fish, snakes, lions, tigers, bears, and one snow leopard.”, he said. First they tried the dogs out, but none of them would talk. It took a while for them to see the dogs, so they decided to try to animals at a time. Unfortunately, the cats hadn’t eaten dinner yet. The snakes were so stylish, that they tried them on to see if they would work for belts, but the snakes didn’t like the idea too much. After they tried the lions, tigers, and bears, but all they could say was, “Oh my!”. All the while, the manager John was getting tired. When they tried out the snow leopard, the manager ducked under his desk. “Hey girls, how are you?”, the snow leopard jumped as “he” said that. “That’s it, we want this one Mr. John Manager!” Master exclaimed happily, since she had finally found what she had wanted. They left the mall with Scooby the pussycat to try him out.

Find out how Scooby the Pussycat will handle ghost fighting, in Part 2 of this chapter, since I have homework to do!

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