jdrocks
03-31-2007, 08:38 AM
Act 1 Scene 1: Sister, Sister
Location: Living Room
-Brie: A smart 15 year old nerdy champ at chess, mathematics, and science. Always has a book or notebook of algebra equations in her hands.
-Tiffany: Brie's younger 14 year old sister who's a total blonde-blue eyed brat. Always gets her way no matter what.
Brie: And if you add xy to the numeral of..
Tiffany: (yawns) Buh-or-ing!
Brie: And the equation equals.. (Writes down on a note book) 12xy! Tiff! I did it! I-
Tiffany: Oh goodness sakes! Crying out loud! Will you shut up?!?
Brie: But I-
Tiffany: But nothing.
Brie: (chuckles) Geez what's up with you lately?
Tiffany: (rolls eyes) Dork.
Brie: Snob.
Tiffany: Chicken.
Brie: Chick.
(Both look at eachother and burst out in laughs)
Tiffany: Ohmigawsh.....
Brie: (giggles)
Tiffany: (grabs some chips) Sigh. I hate studying. I mean its bad enough studying, but when your nerdy sister is tutoring you? Now that is just sad. (Drinks some lemonade)
Brie: I am not a nerd.
Tiffany: Ugh, well I am so not a suh-nob.
Brie: Its pronounced-
Tiffany: (holds her hand up to Brie's face) I know how it is pronounced.
Brie: Chic.
Tifany: Chic? Chic?!? CHIC?!?
Brie: Oh gosh what is wrong with you I just said the word-
(Tiffany holds her hand up to Brie's face once again)
Tiffany and Brie: I know what word you said.
(Both look at eachother and laugh)
Brie: (Holds up her glass of lemonade) It's a toast.
Tiffany: Of what?
Brie: Sisterhood.
Tiffany: (Holds up her glass) M'kay sounds fabulicious.
Brie: I believe that is-
Tiffany: Not in the dictionary? It is in the girl talk edition.
(Both laugh and have a toast them sip they're drinks.)
Act 1, Scene 2: BEF (Best Enemies Forever)
Location: Science Classroom
-Claire: a 12 year old tomboy with ambitions of being a female Tony Hawk.
-Jeannie: A 12 year old mean girl who has ambitions of being the next Paris Hilton.
Claire: I can't believe I got stuck with YOU for this stupid science partner thing.
Jeannie: Trust me, it's not fun for me either. I would rather-
Claire: Oh what? Would you rather..what? Go shopping? Go to a spa?
Jeannie: No. (Pops some bubblegum in her mouth.)
Claire: (whispers) You're not aloud to chew gum in class.
Jeannie: Oh what? And your miss tooty good shoes?
Claire: I hate you.
Jeannie: Same here sweetheart. (Crosses her arms and legs and chews her gum.)
Claire: Why I oughta...
Teacher: Is there problem?
Claire and Jeannie: No Ma'am.
Jeannie: Thanks a lot for getting me in trouble.
Claire: Oh what did I do Strawberry Shortcake?
Jeannie: You are so D2M.
Claire: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Jeannie: Gawsh. Don't you know ANYTHING?!? Ever heard of The Clique books?
Claire: Oh now I know where you mean girls get your tacky "voabulary".
Jeannie: You better watch your mouth.
Claire: Ooh, boy am I scared!
Jeannie: Oh you better be.
Claire: Well guess what honey? I'm not.
That's it for now;). I'll write more.
Location: Living Room
-Brie: A smart 15 year old nerdy champ at chess, mathematics, and science. Always has a book or notebook of algebra equations in her hands.
-Tiffany: Brie's younger 14 year old sister who's a total blonde-blue eyed brat. Always gets her way no matter what.
Brie: And if you add xy to the numeral of..
Tiffany: (yawns) Buh-or-ing!
Brie: And the equation equals.. (Writes down on a note book) 12xy! Tiff! I did it! I-
Tiffany: Oh goodness sakes! Crying out loud! Will you shut up?!?
Brie: But I-
Tiffany: But nothing.
Brie: (chuckles) Geez what's up with you lately?
Tiffany: (rolls eyes) Dork.
Brie: Snob.
Tiffany: Chicken.
Brie: Chick.
(Both look at eachother and burst out in laughs)
Tiffany: Ohmigawsh.....
Brie: (giggles)
Tiffany: (grabs some chips) Sigh. I hate studying. I mean its bad enough studying, but when your nerdy sister is tutoring you? Now that is just sad. (Drinks some lemonade)
Brie: I am not a nerd.
Tiffany: Ugh, well I am so not a suh-nob.
Brie: Its pronounced-
Tiffany: (holds her hand up to Brie's face) I know how it is pronounced.
Brie: Chic.
Tifany: Chic? Chic?!? CHIC?!?
Brie: Oh gosh what is wrong with you I just said the word-
(Tiffany holds her hand up to Brie's face once again)
Tiffany and Brie: I know what word you said.
(Both look at eachother and laugh)
Brie: (Holds up her glass of lemonade) It's a toast.
Tiffany: Of what?
Brie: Sisterhood.
Tiffany: (Holds up her glass) M'kay sounds fabulicious.
Brie: I believe that is-
Tiffany: Not in the dictionary? It is in the girl talk edition.
(Both laugh and have a toast them sip they're drinks.)
Act 1, Scene 2: BEF (Best Enemies Forever)
Location: Science Classroom
-Claire: a 12 year old tomboy with ambitions of being a female Tony Hawk.
-Jeannie: A 12 year old mean girl who has ambitions of being the next Paris Hilton.
Claire: I can't believe I got stuck with YOU for this stupid science partner thing.
Jeannie: Trust me, it's not fun for me either. I would rather-
Claire: Oh what? Would you rather..what? Go shopping? Go to a spa?
Jeannie: No. (Pops some bubblegum in her mouth.)
Claire: (whispers) You're not aloud to chew gum in class.
Jeannie: Oh what? And your miss tooty good shoes?
Claire: I hate you.
Jeannie: Same here sweetheart. (Crosses her arms and legs and chews her gum.)
Claire: Why I oughta...
Teacher: Is there problem?
Claire and Jeannie: No Ma'am.
Jeannie: Thanks a lot for getting me in trouble.
Claire: Oh what did I do Strawberry Shortcake?
Jeannie: You are so D2M.
Claire: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Jeannie: Gawsh. Don't you know ANYTHING?!? Ever heard of The Clique books?
Claire: Oh now I know where you mean girls get your tacky "voabulary".
Jeannie: You better watch your mouth.
Claire: Ooh, boy am I scared!
Jeannie: Oh you better be.
Claire: Well guess what honey? I'm not.
That's it for now;). I'll write more.