doesnt everyone have those times when your stuck in a supermarket with absolutlely nothing to do...well try these things to distaract yourself.:


1. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

4. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

5. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

9. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

there was originally 15 things to do but they weren't so "G" rated


*****WARNING******** i dont recommend Actually trying these..u could get in alot of trouble

lol . nice ones even though i've heard them many times before

Haha that funnynessses.
~Shopping_sweetie <3

lol >_< made me laugh.... i dont want to try those, sadly... maybe at school somehow though :D

Aha, my friends told me that. Yeah the other one was inappropriate, it was put 24 packs of (inappropriate) and put them in people's carts without them noticing. Lol.

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111



To Funny!!!

- I Might Try One @_@ -

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.(personal fav)

Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

when the speaker comes on start mimicking them

*cough*
I MIGHT'VE done a few of those.....XD

Lol I like the last one the most :)

I would think it would be hilarious to do those.

I probably couldn't do any of those without cracking up in the middle..I'm horrible at pulling pranks.

me and my friend MeAlways are gonna do some of those when we go to walmart :P

Haha, I like the last one. They're all funny! But it would be embarassing to do some of them.. Haha.

:blbunny: Daizy

in my store we have these different colored tiles so i leap on my color that's it:easter_chickegg: :easter_chickegg: :easter_chickegg: :easter_chickegg: :easter_l:

Aha, my friends told me that. Yeah the other one was inappropriate, it was put 24 packs of (inappropriate) and put them in people's carts without them noticing. Lol.

lol yea i know thats why i didnt put it on here...

LOL Nice ones. Here's another...

When they tell you to "have a nice day," scream back at them "don't tell me what to do!"

Hehe :Tongue:

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

I've done that but I shouted "Wheres the toilet paper?"

I heard a deep sigh after I said that LOL.

I've seen those before.
And i've actually done some of them, at least, the idiotic ones that won't get you in trouble.

One time I pretended to flirt with a mannucain (I spelt that wrong, I know..) when people walked by.

5. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

hahahah i want to do that so bad

Haha once me and my friend made balloons out of the fruit and veggie bags and then passed them out to little kids.. xP That was great..

Haha 11's really cute ^_^

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

I read these alot already but i really like them. #10 is my favorite. i would actually try most of these.. maybe i will try number 10... :P

Oh god, I've actually done number 8 before, LOL.
Sweet, I'll try out some others later.

These are really funny, I wish I could do them.

I Have Another One When You See One Of The Workers Helping Someone Out Mimic Them And If They Turn Around You Do The Same Thing As Them But When The Customers Start Laughing Run!!!!

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

me and my friend did that once.. this woman looked at us,,,

Ever since I posted that Annoying things to do in an elevator everyone is copying me

Or, when you go to Target, go outside, stand in front of a place on the wall that has the Target symbol on it (which is obviously a target), and scream real loud, "I SHOT THE TARGET! I SHOT THE TARGET! WHAT DO I GET FOR MY PRIZE?!"

I've seen those before.
And i've actually done some of them, at least, the idiotic ones that won't get you in trouble.

One time I pretended to flirt with a mannucain (I spelt that wrong, I know..) when people walked by.

at disney my brothers friend did that, a boy.. to a boy mannequin. he was like.. you look amazing in those goggles. and hugged it ;p

Ever since I posted that Annoying things to do in an elevator everyone is copying me


......not really........

lol if you did all of those you would be banned from the place